What is this Nonsense, Anyway?

In Elysia's recent post on her blog, entitled Beware the Ghost of Cheez-Doodle, she claimed to have seen some stupid little ghost-like creature all over the cottage. Upon my return home from work, I personally conducted a thorough and methodical room-by-room search of the house, and being fully confident in my searching ability (developed through my experience as both a soldier and a police officer) I can report to you that I am satisfied that her story is groundless and spurious. No evidence of the alleged creature was uncovered at any time during my search. It is my opinion that the entire post was a hoax. Personally, I am highly offended at this obvious waste of my time and everybody else's. {SNORT!}