I am a patient man.. no.. really!! I am *extremely* patient...
I don't mind waiting...
I am the one who generally reminds others,... very gently..., that there is no reason to get uptight when faced with a delay..
But.. (yes... there's always a but, isn't there?)
Here's my question;
What *exactly* is so FRIGGIN' difficult about using an ATM??
- The directions are right there ON THE SCREEN!!
- You get to pick your own language!!
- Chances are - YOU HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE!!
ATMs aren't new any more...
Soooooo......
Why?
Why?
Why?!
WHY!!??!!
WHY is this so difficult??
Not for nothin'... (what does that even mean??)... but, I can exit my vehicle, approach the ATM, perform whatever transactions I require, and be back in my vehicle with the seatbelt on in about 90 seconds... and I am not world-renowned for being the fastest-moving human being on earth!!
So why is it that I so often end up standing in the vestibule of the bank, ATM card in hand, watching some
But really though... is it me??
I don't understand how this is so difficult... um, maybe that would be because
IT ISN'T!!! THAT'S WHY!!!
I have a suggestion that perhaps some of you lurking bank managers might wish to employ...
I was thinking that these unfortunate intellectually-deprived banking customers may be in need of some assistance. Just a little help in moving things along... hopefully a little faster than molasses in January.. cuz, honestly?? The folks that I am referring to move like old people fuck, okay?!
Here is what I have in mind;
I thought that the banks might wish to employ some retired Drill Instructors who might be interested in making a few bucks on the side... to stand alongside each slowly moving ATM user... and, um... ASSIST that individual by offering some helpful hints, at a somewhat elevated volume, including such methods as calling the relative intelligence level, ancestry, appearance, hygenic habits, sexual proclivities, general competence, and personality of said customer into question... publicly... and graphically... while invading their personal space in an exceedingly intimidating manner...
I figure that while it may not actually speed things up, it may afford those of us who are forced to stand and watch for painfully long and unnecessary lengths of time at least a modicum of amusement.
Just a suggestion..
Having served as a Drill Sergeant and Senior Drill Sergeant, I would be happy to schedule an interview, and, I think I may be able to suggest some particularly well-qualified applicants...
That's me.. always trying to be of some small help!
2 comments:
AMEN! Preach it, brothah.
We'd need the same sort of thing at the grocery store. Drill sergeant. For both the cashiers and the wacky folks in front of me in line who have no idea how to lift their items onto the conveyor belt or how to use their debit card.
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